Burger King’s Spring Menu for 2013 explodes in literally a dozen directions like fireworks. As BurgerBusiness.com tipped last week, new menu items include a Chipotle Whopper and Donut Holes. But this menu flies all over the board: there are a stuffed beef burger, regular beef burger, turkey and chicken sandwiches plus a chicken wrap. It includes drinks both cold and hot and a snackable dessert. It’s as though Burger King is saying, “Surely there must be something here you’ll like.”

Perhaps so. Here’s the lineup, piece by piece